BODY
BUILDING
Most of us
males, at one time or another, have felt like
Joe, the scrawny little wimp in the old Charles
Atlas advertisement who was humiliated in front
of his girlfriend on the beach when the muscular
bully kicked sand in his face. Joe then sent for
the Charles Atlas bodybuilding course, and came
back to the beach with large, bulging, rippling,
muscles.
When the
bully returned, he was extremely impressed and
suggested that Joe should also apply oil to his
body so that it would have a satiny gleam, and
perhaps shave his armpits. Before long, they
were very close friends and often helped each
other select posing outfits.
This is'nt
just a "comic book" story, and you
can build your muscles, too - provided you have
the discipline, drive, endurance, and just plain
old-fashioned guts required to procure the
necessary steroids
Here are some commonly asked questions
about bodybuilding.
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Q.
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I'm a man. How large should
I let my muscles get?
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A.
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The
body has only a certain number of million cells.
And since there is this thing about bodybuilders
head and size of the body being in inverse
relationship, each of these cells can be either
part of your body or part of your head. This
broadly means, and with no offence to the body
builders, if you make your body bigger, your
head has to get smaller. So you should cease
your muscle development as soon as you start
noticing the warning signs of severe head
reduction
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Q.
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Can a woman engage in body
building?
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A.
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Why
not? Though experts have discovered that a woman
can never achieve the large muscle mass
definition of a 'Mister Universe', she can still
with patience, dedication, and hard work, make
herself look like Miss 'Mister Universe'
Or she cam simply have
large, realistic depictions of centipedes
tattooed on her face.
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Q.
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Once I become huge and
muscular, will I still be able to operate a
telephone?
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A.
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Push-button- probably yes; Rotary
dial...ummm well.
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