HOW NAUTILUS
EQUIPMENT WORKS
Originally
designed as a way to keep professional football
players from having sex before a game, Nautilus
equipment has become an extremely popular
bodybuilding aid, that not only is costly but
also takes up a lot of room. This is because
it’s actually a series of machines, each
specifically designed to develop one of the
major muscle groupings (the abductors, the
transponders, the trapezoids, the isobars, the
quatrains, the bivalves, the Social Democrats,
and the gerunds).
The idea
is that you work one type, until it can no
longer respond to signals from your brain, then
you move on to the next machine, and so on until
you've worked all your muscle groupings,
at which time you signal the attendant, by
blinking in a prearranged code, that you wish to
be bathed.
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The
Trouble with Nautilus Equipment
The trouble with Nautilus
equipment is that to use it, you have to join
either a spa or a professional football team,
which means you're going to spend a lot of
time enveloped in other people's bodily
aromas. So ideally, if somebody could develop a
totally new amazing scientific affordable
bodybuilding device that you could use in your
own home, he would be the RICHEST man in the
world.
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