| RACQUET BALL 
 
This is a popular sport wherein you and 
                                another person go into a white room, close the 
                                door, and attempt to injure each other in the 
                                eye. Originally, this was done by whacking a 
                                ball against a wall in such a way that it would 
                                bounce back and strike the other person, but 
                                your highly competitive modern player tends to 
                                ignore the ball and lunge straight for his 
                                opponent. This is why you first should determine 
                                the playing style of your potential opponent and 
                                then decide whether you need a 
                                "traditional" or a 
                                "competitive" racquet. 
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